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Quest 1: Cinnamon Brew[]

Quest Start[]

Conan Brr, it's freezing outside.
Kai Join us for a cup of tea, friend.
I think you will enjoy this cinnamon brew.
Edward It will keep you warm.
Conan Hm, it's kinda crowded here.
Catniss No one likes the cold.
Conan You know, it's been awfully quiet around here.
Catniss What do you mean?
Conan It's Purrismas tomorrow.
We haven't had a single Purrismas without something strange happening.
So things *not* happening is... strange...
Edward That is true. Nicholas has not done anything stupid yet.
*sip*
But I know he will do something. We just have to wait.
Pipsqueak We saw some snowcats lurking around last week...
But we took care of them.
Edward Those were nothing but decoys. Trust me.
Francis Brr! Geez, it's cold outside!
Pour me a hot drink!
Kai One cup of cinnamon brew, coming up.
Francis ... Ew.

Quest End[]

Francis So, what were you talking about.
Conan That nobody has tried to ruin Purrismas this year.
Francis That's a bad thing?
Kai It is unusual.
Edward Nicholas is up to something, I know it.
Francis Oh, you're on first name basis now?
Pipsqueak I wonder if what happened last Purrismas made him change his mind.
Edward ...
I have a hard time believing that.
Francis If you're so sure, maybe we should go there and give him a slap in the face?
Catniss Francis the Mage, wanting to solve a problem preemptively?
That's a Purrismas miracle if I've ever heard one.
Francis So, let's do it!

Quest 2: Purrismas Pickle[]

Quest Start[]

Pipsqueak Francis, do not run past a lady like that, you are spilling snow everywhere!
Francis Sch, we're going, come on!
Pipsqueak Do not shush me!
Francis Less talking, more-
Oh... CONAAAAN!
Conan Sandy?
Sandy Claws Conan, you have to come quickly!
Conan Oh, let me guess, your uncle has-
Sandy Claws He stole my father's sleigh...
AGAIN!
Francis Santa Paws should probably make a spare given how often this happens.
Sandy Claws He did!
But Uncle stole the spare sleigh too!
Francis Oh, geez...
Edward I do not want to say I told you so, but...
Catniss You want to say it.
Edward Yes... I told you so.

Quest End[]

Sandy Claws Father is beside himself with worry!
We prepared all the gifts we had to deliver...
But there is no way we can do that now!
Conan Don't worry, Sandy.
We will do everything in our power to help you.
Catniss But how? Purrismas is *tomorrow*.
Kai Only Santa Paws' magical sleigh can transport so many gifts all over Catania.
Conan Then we have to get it back!
We'll ask the other guilds.
Catniss Sure, they probably have nothing better to do on Purrismas.
Pipsqueak I certainly am not planning on doing any Quests right now.
Conan We have no choice, Pipsqueak.
We have to save Purrismas, again!
Sandy Claws Oh, Conan, I knew I could count on you!

Quest 3: Delivery Plan[]

Quest Start[]

Conan Alright, listen up everyone.
We will form a task force that will hurry to the north and find Santa Paws' sleigh.
The rest of us will be delivering his gifts.
Pipsqueak But that is impossible!
Kai Not even the fast wings of a hawk could fulfill this delivery in time.
Edward Even getting to the far north will take time.
And it is already midday.
Catniss Maybe Purrismas will come late this year...
Francis No way, nuh uh! That ain't happening!
Sandy Claws I actually have my father's list right here.
Francis Man, that's a reaaaaaally long list!

Quest End[]

Conan Hm, alright... This will take some planning.
Sandy Claws I don't think we have the time to make plans, Conan.
Conan Right, right... Uhm... So...
Winged cats should take the furthest destinations.
Good runners should take the second furthest...
And kittens should be able to do the close neighborhood.
Kai That is going to require a lot of paws.
Catniss We should send messagers to the other guilds.
And pray they'll help.
Conan Everyone cares about Purrismas... right?
Sandy Claws They do. They have to!
Francis So, am I a kitten in this scenario?
Catniss Uhm... Winged cat... good runner...
I guess so.
Francis Sweet!
Conan We'll find a middleground for your guys.
Francis Crap!

Quest 4: Task Force[]

Quest Start[]

Pipsqueak There is no way I am going to walk that far, Conan!
I will not risk slipping on ice and hurting my paws the day before Purrismas!
Conan Well, maybe you can get Molotov to carry you.
We have to do this, Pipsqueak.
Pipsqueak *sigh*
For once, I wish saving Purrismas would fall on the shoulders of someone else but me.
Edward Uhm, Conan, about that task force...
Conan Do you really want to go, Edward?
Edward Yes..? Why would I not?
Conan I thought, maybe since you're best pals with Nicholas the Vile-
It's really weird that you're friends with the villain, by the way.
Makes me question his motives.
And your judgement of characters.
Edward I am not his "best pal" if that is of any comfort.
Kai Edward has proven time and time again that he is able to thwart Nicholas the Vile's plans.
He is the best cat for the job.
Edward Thank you, Kai.
Conan Alright, but I'm not sending you alone.
Kai I will go with him.
Catniss Me too.
Conan Okay. Three cats. That's our task force.

Quest End[]

Francis Wait, I wanted to join the task force!
Conan They're already gone, Francis.
Francis No, I can literally see their backs!
Conan Francis, we're delivering gifts.
Francis Oh yeah, where are they even?
Sandy Claws Right here.
Francis You brought them all?
Sandy Claws I secretly wished you would propose this idea before I got here.
Francis Ugh, why is my life so hard?!

Quest 5: Manual Delivery[]

Quest Start[]

Francis Man, this bag is really heavy!
Pipsqueak And all of this snow...
Francis People should wish for less things.
Pipsqueak *And* all of this snow...
Conan Will you quit your whining?!
We're spreading the Purrismas spirit here, remember?
Molotov Yeah, babe. Just leave the gifts at the door.
Pipsqueak You were supposed to carry me...
Molotov I will carry you home, I promise.
Francis I think I did the last house in this village.
Conan Great.
We have to cross the forest to get to the next one.
Francis Ugh, why am I carrying the bag?
Conan You have magic, it's not as heavy for you.
Francis Using magic is also tough, Conan!
I'm going to strain my brain!
Molotov Oh, I've always wanted to see that.
Francis I don't think I've ever done a quest with you.
And I'm starting to realize why...

Quest End[]

Conan The snow is too thick for us to cross here.
Francis, can you melt it.
Francis Yes, yes. I'll clear a path for us.
But then Molotov takes the bag!
Molotov Hey!
Pipsqueak Francis, wait!
Francis Geez. "Melt the snow" - "Don't melt the snow" - Make up your minds!
Pipsqueak I hear someone.
Francis Woah, is that a kitten?!
??? Wow! You guys look really cool!

Quest 6: Lost Kitten[]

Quest Start[]

Molotov Hm, not the first time I've found a kitten out in the snow...
Pipsqueak Excuse me, dear, what are you doing out here all alone?
Francis Yeah, I almost melted you!
??? Mister, how do you make fire with your paws?
Francis I'm a mage, duh.
??? That's sooooo cool!
Francis I know.
??? I want to be a cool mage like you!
Francis Oh, that's going to take a long while.
Pipsqueak Ahem. What is you name, dear?
??? I'm Christian, miss.

Quest End[]

Conan Why are you out here alone, Christian?
Christian I heard heroes are helping out Santa Paws to deliver presents.
I came to help but got stuck in the snow.
Francis Look no more, kid.
Those heroes are us!
Christian I want to be a hero too!
Conan Well, we're kind of in the middle of something.
You have to go home.
Christian Oh... You don't need my help?
All the cats in my village are so excited about Purrismas.
I didn't want them to get sad because they had no gifts.
Molotov Hey, kiddo. Why don't you get up on my shoulders and point they[sic] way to your village.
We've got all the gifts you need.
Pipsqueak He's such a sweet cat.
Francis ...
He left the bag!
He's such a slacker!

Quest 7: Back North[]

Quest Start[]

Edward *huff... huff*
Could we... Take a moment to catch our breath?
Catniss There's no time, Edward.
Kai The sun is already setting, we need to find Santa Paws' sleigh.
Edward Right, right... We need to find-
Nicholas Well, if it isn't my best friend, Eddy!
Ehehehe!
Edward Nicholas...
Catniss Get down from there, Nicholas the Vile!
Kai We will find the sleigh. You can only delay the inevitable for so long.
Nicholas You will never find it, not this year!
Edward *sigh*
Can I propose something slightly crazy?
Catniss What?
Edward Let me talk to him alone.
Catniss Are you sure about that?
Edward Yes. I can handle him.

Quest End[]

Nicholas So what do you think of my plan?
Quite *vile* of me to trick you into believing I won't try to ruin Purrismas this year, don't you think?
Edward *huff, huff*
Nicholas Oh... All out of breath, are we?
Edward I am not *huff* a mountain climber...
Nicholas Ehehehe!
I heard my niece taking off with all the gifts.
Admirable but foolish!
They will never succeed without my brother's magical sleigh.
Edward That is why I am here.
Now give back the sleigh.
Nicholas Right, let me just go get it...
Edward ... Nicholas?
*sigh* He ran away... Great...

Quest 8: Wowed Kitten[]

Quest Start[]

Christian *gasp*
Look at all those snowcats!
They're moving!
Molotov Nothing a few bombs can't fix.
Pipsqueak Come here, dear.
Let the heroes handle the evil snowcats.
Christian Okay...
Woah...
Wow...
Waah...
Francis Phew! All done!
Molotov You okay, kid?
Conan Guys, we need to keep delivering the gifts.
Christian You guys... are so... awesome..!

Quest End[]

Christian Soooo cool!
Francis Heh, I know right.
You also wanna learn how to control fire?
Christian YES!
Conan Not now, Francis.
We gotta keep going.
We'll take the gifts to the village.
Pipsqueak And take this little boy to his parents.
Christian ...
Everyone will be so happy to open up the presents!

Quest 9: Vile Riddles[]

Quest Start[]

Edward Nicholas, stop! I do not have time for this!
Just... give me a stupid riddle to solve.
Or whatever you have planned.
Nicholas Come on, you're taking all the fun out of it!
Edward I promise to try and act surprised.
Ehehehe!
My riddle to you is to give me a riddle!
Edward What?!

Quest End[]

Nicholas If you want my brother's sleigh, you must tell me a riddle.
Edward I do *not* have time for this...
Nicholas If I answer correctly then you can have it.
Edward Should it not be the other way around?
Nicholas No, there's no fun in not guessing riddles!
Edward *sigh*
Fine, then here goes nothing...
What is a part of you that is missing?
Nicholas Eheh- What- I-
Hm...
Edward The answer is very obvious...
Nicholas Hm...
Edward Oh gosh...

Quest 10: Missing Part[]

Quest Start[]

Nicholas I guess I never really stopped to think about what is missing from my life.
I don't have much going on for me except the ruining of Purrismas gimmick.
Edward No, I mean less metaphorical than that...
Nicholas Huh?
Oh! My horn!
My horn is missing!
Edward Remarkable... You are correct.
Now, can I have the sleigh?
Nicholas You went too easy on me with that one.
Ask me another!
Edward I am in a bit of a hurry.
Nicholas No riddle, no sleigh.
Edward Ugh...

Quest End[]

Edward Okay, here is my second riddle.
What is something in your bag that I want?
Nicholas Charcoal?
Edward No.
Nicholas Hubert the Cat?
Edward Why do you still have that creepy doll?
Nicholas Do you want it?
Edward No.
Nicholas The Book of Endless Knowledge?
Edward YE- I mean no!
Nicholas Are you sure?
Edward On any other day...
Nicholas What was that?
Edward Nothing!
Nicholas Hm... Something in my bag...
Edward Just answer... please...

Quest 11: The Other[]

Quest Start[]

Nicholas Can you repeat the riddle?
Edward ...
*What* is something in your bag that I want?
Nicholas How about Santa Paws' spare sleigh?
Edward Yes... kind of.
How do you even fit a sleigh in that bag?
Nicholas I don't.
Edward ... Well, it was still the answer to my riddle. You won.
Nicholas You are terrible at riddles.
Next year I'll be the riddler.
Edward Fine by me.
Now take me to the sleigh.
The real one.
Nicholas Before we do that...
Edward What now?
Nicholas You might want to know that someone else is trying to ruin Purrismas.

Quest End[]

Pipsqueak This place looks awfully dreary.
One would think it was decorated by you, Molotov.
Molotov Hey! I have Purrismas decorations in my room...
I have a bomb shaped as a snowball. With a top hat.
Francis Do you really live here, Christian?
Christian Yeah, but...
This can't be right.
Everyone in my village loves Purrismas!
Demaires Love... what a useless feeling.
Conan Hey! Who are you?!
Francis Conan, that's the Feelstealer!
Molotov The guy Romeo and Juliet talked about?
Pipsqueak The one who steals your feelings?
Conan A villain to the core...
Restore the Purrismas spirit to this village, Feelstealer!
Demaires Hmph! I will do no such thing.
The Purrismas spirit... truly useless.
It is deceitful.
Hope that brings nothing but disappointment.
Molotov So, do we blow him up or..?

Quest 12: Stolen Purrismas[]

Quest Start[]

Demaires Everyone goes on and on about how much they love Purrismas...
But they are much beter off without it!
Francis Be careful!
Those weird spheres can steal your feelings.
Purrcilla tried to use one on me once.
Molotov Like I said, we just blow him up.
Christian Is that really nice?
Pipsqueak We will not be using bombs in this village, Molotov.
Even if it is... awful.
Conan We have to confront him.
Stop right there, criminal!
Give back those feelings to these villagers!
Demaires You love Purrismas, do you?
Well, you will not be feeling that for long.
Conan Aah!
Demaires How do you feel about this dreadful holiday now?
Conan ...
Purrismas is useless!
Francis Oh no, he got Conan!
Demaires You three are next.
Francis Aah!

Quest End[]

Pipsqueak Why are we out here in the cold?
No one would do that for me, why should I do it for them?
Molotov Should I blow up the gift bag? I feel like I should.
Demaires Do you see now?
Do you see how free you are without your irrational love for Purrismas?
Francis Yeah, I don't need any stupid Purrismas gifts!
Christian Oh no, he got all of you!
Demaires A little boy... You haven't gotten any gifts this year, have you?
Christian No... Not yet.
Demaires Disappointing, is it not?
Christian Uhm... A little bit...
Demaires Would it not be better to *not* care for Purrismas at all?
Christian No!
Purrismas is about more than just the gifts.
I will always love Purrismas!
Demaires But you are a kitten. The *only* thing you care about should be the presents!
Christian Not this kitten, no.
Purrismas means more to me.
Demaires Why are your feelings for this useless holiday so strong?
Even when you have no gifts, even when you have nothing...
Christian Purrismas is the only time I feel I have a family.
I never knew my parents...
Demaires Did they abandon you?
As they abandoned me...
Christian That doesn't matter. Because I have a family.
This village right here. This is my home.
Demaires A... home?

Quest 13: Vile Rescue[]

Quest Start[1][]

Edward *cough, cough*
You really stuck the landing, Nicholas...
Nicholas Is that the guy?
Edward Huh? Oh yes.
Unhand the kitten, Feelstealer!
Nicholas Ehehehe!
Demaires More Purrismas-loving fools...
Nicholas You, sir, are on the naughty list.
And all the naughty cats go into the bag!
Demaires Aah!
Christian *gasp*
Is that Nicholas the Vile?
Nicholas Indeed! I have come to punish all the naughty kittens!
Christian I-I-... Am I on the naughty list?!
Edward On the contrary, I believe you are on the very special "Purrismas Hero" list.
Christian R-really?!
Edward You seemed to be holding your own against the Feelstealer.
Christian We were just talking, actually.
I don't think he's a naughty cat deep inside.
There's Purrismas spirit in everyone, right?
Edward Uh... Yes. Of course there is.
Nicholas, where are you going with that bag?
Nicholas I'm off to find a tree.
Ehehehe!

Quest End[]

Christian Mister, we need to save the other cool heroes.
Edward I can see that...
Are *you* okay, little one?
Christian Yes, I am!
Uhm... Any chance you can help them fast?
They had Purrismas gifts to deliver.
Edward Yes, I know.
I will do my best.

Quest 14: Alchemical Feelings[]

Quest Start[]

Edward Good thing the Feelstealer dropped his spheres before Nicholas put him in his bag.
I think these are the same as the one Purrcilla brought to my workshop on Valentine's Day.
According to my calculations...
Christian Hey, mister, why are you talking to yourself?
Edward Sorry, I am thinking out loud.
Christian That's so cool!
Edward Uhm, sure...
Could you bring everyone here?
I think I have found a way to release the feelings trapped in these spheres.
Christian Alright!

Quest End[]

Christian Did you do it? Did we do it?
Edward I hope so... Conan?
Conan Yeah, yeah... I'm back.
Francis The villagers are already putting back the decorations.
Christian Can I give out the gifts now?
Conan Sure!
Christian Hooray!
Pipsqueak Did you get Santa Paws' sleigh back, Edward?
Edward I did. Hopefully, he can deliver the rest of the gifts.
Pipsqueak Good. I really want to get back home.
Molotov Nice work, Eddy.
Edward Please don't call me that.
Conan So, where is Catniss and Kai?
Edward Uhm...
Conan You didn't forget them, did you?
Edward I-
Nicholas! We need to leave!

Quest 15: Forgotten Friends[]

Quest Start[]

Christian Are you leaving already?
Conan Yes, we need to give Santa Paws his sleigh back.
Christian That's Santa Paws' real sleigh?
How did you get it?
Conan It's a long story...
Pipsqueak We also need to return to our guild.
Francis Yeah, we don't want to miss our own Purrismas celebrations.
Molotov Will you be okay, kid?
Christian I will.
But...
Conan What is it?
Christian Could you take the weird glowing mister with you?
Francis Haha, food one!
Conan Why do you think we should take him, Christian?
Christian I think he doesn't like Purrismas because he is alone.
Francis No, Conan. No!
Conan It's the right thing to do, Francis.
Molotov Well, I'm lighting my fuse just in case.

Quest End[]

Edward Nicholas, we have to fly back.
Nicholas Ehehehe!
Eddy, my friend! Look!
Edward Is the Feelstealer up there..?
Nicholas Yep!
Edward Ugh... I am not sure even he deserves that kind of punishment.
Nicholas Did you want something?
Edward Yes, I... forgot about my friends.
Nicholas Oh yes, you totally left them in the cold.
That should put you on the naughty list next year.
Edward ...
Can we hurry? Santa Paws also needs his sleigh back.
Nicholas Why, so he can save Purrismas again?
Edward Yes, in the knick of time. You should be proud.
You have never been this close before.
Nicholas And I didn't even need to do the hard work!

Quest 16: Purrismas Therapy[]

Quest Start[]

Demaires Why did you bring me here with you?
Is this your way of punishing me?
Being in that bag really took a toll on my head...
Molotov You've been sentenced to some Purrismas therapy.
Pipsqueak Even though you do not deserve it.
Conan We're going to show you what Purrismas is all about.
And we've already beaten you twice now, so don't try anything!
Demaires Hmph... You have a strange way of treating enemies...

Quest End[]

Demaires All this happiness...
What do you do with it once Purrismas is over?
Won't you long for it, compare everything to this feeling?
Conan Well, no and yes.
Purrismas is pretty much the best holiday all year!
Nothing can comapre!
But it's also very exhausting.
Once a year is all we need.
Demaires Hm...
Conan Oh no, my sister is pranking others with the mistletoe again...
Francis Psst!
Feelstealer...
Demaires Yes..?
Francis We're opening the presents soon.
Demaires Do you want to remove your anticipation, so that you will not be disappointed?
Francis What? No!
I want you to keep an eye on Catniss.
I pranked her this year.
If she doesn't appreciate it, could you...
Demaires ...
I guess my powers could be use for that as well...
Francis Nice!

References[]

  1. The assignment of the dialogue to the cats on this quest was bugged in the game, the correct order was kindly provided by developaw Robin here: https://discord.com/channels/697368878246002749/723066970974715925/919251535190454292
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