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Quest 1: Cole & Marmalade Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Cole Hey, Marm, I've been thinking...
Marmalade About what, Cole?
Cole Wouldn't it be cool if we actually joined a guild for real?
Marmalade But this way we can help ALL the guilds.
Cole I know. But if we joined a guild we could actually make some new friends.
Marmalade Okay... But we have to find THE guild to join.
Cole Yeah! We can't settle for anything but the perfect one.

Quest End Edit

Cole Marm, look! That place is made out of gold!
Marmalade That's crazy! Think it's a guild?
Cole We have to check it out anyway!

Quest 2: Warrior Guild Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Mighty Lion Hey! Who are you, and what are you doing here?
Cole Hi! I'm Cole.
Marmalade And I'm Marmalade.
Cole We're looking for a hero guild to join.
Are you recruiting?
I would really like to look inside your golden fortress.
Mighty Lion Wait... Have we met before? I feel like I've seen you somewhere...
Cole I get that alot[sic].
Mighty Lion Right, sorry. If you want to join the Mighty Lions you will have to do a recruitment quest first.
Marmalade Hear that, Cole? The Mighty Lions!
Cole Big cats! We totally belong here!

Quest End Edit

Mighty Lion Only the mightiest and bravest of cats may join the Mighty Lions.
To prove your worth, you must push this cart of scrap metal up the mountain over there.
Marmalade All right, no problem!
Cole All the way up there?
Mighty Lion Yes. And no flying!
Cole I don't think I could carry that cart with my wings anyway.

Quest 3: Big Cat Helpers Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Cole Okay, break time.
Marmalade *huff* *huff*
This cart is really heavy.
Cole And we are really high up.
I hope we don't run in any trouble.
Marmalade Spoke to[sic] soon.

Quest End Edit

Marmalade Phew! We made it!
Cole That was really tiring.
Marmalade And scary.
But now we can join the Mighty Lions!
Cole Yeah, cause[sic] we still have the cart and we are at the very top.
Marmalade Their golden guild is so small from up here.
Cole Hey, Marm...
Marmalade Yeah?
Cole We don't want to join them, do we?
Marmalade No...

Quest 4: Polite Decline Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Mighty Lion You made it. I saw you through our spyglass.
You may now join the Mighty Lions, but don't let it get over your heads.
Cole Actually, we don't want to join you anymore.
Marmalade Yeah.
Mighty Lion Why?
Marmalade We just don't think we are a good fit for your guild.
Fighting and battleshouts[sic] isn't really our thing.
Cole Yeah, we just want to help others.
Mighty Lion Well... Okay...
I am dead certain I've seen those two before...

Quest End Edit

Marmalade Where to now, Cole?
Cole Don't know, Marm. I guess we scout the area for other guilds.
There should be plenty around here.
Wait here while I fly up and check.
Marmalade Sometimes I wish I had wings...
Not the horns, though...

Quest 5: Thief Guild Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Cole Come, Marm, there was a guild this way.
Marmalade Was everything gold-plated?
Cole Sadly not, it looked pretty run-down, dark and depressing.
Marmalade Oh. Maybe they need our help then.
Cole My thoughts exactly!

Quest End Edit

Marmalade Hello?! Anyone here?
Cole Looks like no one's home.
Marmalade Meh. Let's go back then.
Whiskers Cat Ey. You lookin' for us?
Marmalade Wow, Cole, they just appeared from nowhere!
I think they're better than you at hide-and-seek!
Whiskers Cat You "think"?
Wait a sec, have I stolen from you before?
Feels like I know you...
Cole Wait, you steal things?
Whiskers Cat Yup.
Cole But you're a hero guild, right?
Whiskers Cat Yup.
Marmalade So can we join you?
Whiskers Cat You can try. But I don't let just any hum-drum-cat join the Whiskers.

Quest 6: Hide-and-seek Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Whiskers Cat Said you were pretty good at hidin', ye'?
Marmalade Cole is.
Cole Yeah, super good!
Whiskers Cat Aight, see if you can find a spot in this forest, then.
If I don't find you within an hour, you can join.
Cole Okay!
Whiskers Cat Hold up. I only let boys join my ranks.
Cole What, why? Aren't you a girl?
Whiskers Cat I'm also the leader so I make the rules here, capish? The Whiskers is me and "my boys", nothin' else.
Marmalade But we *are* boys.
Whiskers Cat Oh... I thought you were... My mistake. Go on then. I'll give you the count of one-hundred.

Quest End Edit

Marmalade (Oh..!)
Whiskers Cat Sorry, fella. Ya ain't good enough.
Marmalade Aaw, shoot!
Have you found Cole yet?
Whiskers Cat Not yet. But I still got time.
You go back to the guild. Don't want you stompin' 'bout.

Quest 7: Decline Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Marmalade (It's been way over an hour now.)
(I wonder if Cole made it.)
Whiskers Cat Well, that's one hour...
Marmalade And you didn't find him?
Whiskers Cat Just tell 'im were[sic] finished.
Marmalade COLE! YOU MADE IT!

Quest End Edit

Cole Marm! I made it!
Marmalade I know! You're so good at hide-and-seek!
Whiskers Cat Tch. You're pretty good, but there's a million things ya don't know 'bout sneaking.
And we haven't tested your pickpocketin' skills yet.
Cole Pickpocketing?
Whiskers Cat Yup. That's your second test, chap.
Come along.
Cole What about Marm?
Whiskers Cat What about 'im? He didn't make it.
Marmalade I can't join the guild?
Whiskers Cat Nope. Ya ain't sneaky enough.
Maybe you can join the bufoons[sic] at the Mighty Lions. I heard the cap'n is searchin' for freshlings.
Cole Well, sorry, but if Marm can't join then neither will I.
I don't want to be a thief anyway.

Quest 8: Monk Guild Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Marmalade Yeah, who wants to be a thief anyway...
No way they are real heroes.
Cole This is our next stop.
Looks like a temple or something.
Marmalade Think it's really a guild?
Cole That plaque says so.
Marmalade Oh, right...

Quest End Edit

Zenpaw Cat Greetings, travelers. Welcome to the temple of Zenpaws.
Cole Hi, are you a guild?
Marmalade We are two heroes looking for a guild to join.
Zenpaw Cat Indeed we are a guild of monks.
Cole Monks? Does that mean you have strange requirements for someone to join?
Zenpaw Cat Not at all. Anyone can join the Zenpaws.
Marmalade Really? That's awesome!
We found our guild, Cole!

Quest 9: Meditation Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Cole So, what quests can we do?
Marmalade Yeah, we haven't helped anyone at all today.
I wanna do a quest!
Zenpaw Cat Before we do quests, we must first meditate.
Cole But I'm not sleepy.
Zenpaw Cat Oho no. Meditation is not sleeping. Come along, young ones, I will show you.

Quest End Edit

Zenpaw Cat Feel the calm enter your body. Do not think. Only breathe.
Marmalade (Cole...)
(This is boring...)
Cole (I know... Let's check out their Questboard instead.)

Quest 10: Silence Decline Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Marmalade All right, let's see what kinds of quests the Zenpaws get!
Boring... Boring... Boring...
Cole These quests are all... lame.
Marmalade Yeah, they don't seem fun at all.
Cole And they're all...
Zenpaw Cat Peaceful. The Zenpaws do no partake in any violent quests.
Cole Then how do you save people from the Evil Pugomancer?
Zenpaw Cat Without fighting.
Marmalade Well, we don't like fighting either.
Cole But we don't want to say no to saving people because it involves battle.
Zenpaw Cat If you wish to fight, then the Zenpaws is not the guild for you.

Quest End Edit

Marmalade Man, Cole, seems no guild fits us...
Maybe you should just join the Whiskers without me.
I can stay guildless.
Cole No way, we're joining a guild together.
They get both of us or none of us.
Let's just keep looking.

Quest 11: Captured Kittens Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Conan I need everyone back in the guild NOW!
Francis Uhm... We barely have anyone here, Conan.
They're all out on quests...
Conan Ugh, this is the one time I'm glad you're lazy...
Marmalade Hello! Are you a guild?
Cole We're looking for a hero guild to join.
Conan Hey! You're Cole and Marmalade!
Francis Who?
Conan They're famous heroes!
Please, we need your help. Our younglings have been catnapped!
Cole That's terrible!
Marmalade Was it the Evil Pugomancer?
Conan Yes! We must catch that mutt before it's too late!

Quest End Edit

Francis So, how many followers do you have?
Conan Francis! Now is not the time!
Cole Did you see where the Evil Pugomancer went?
Conan That way, I think. North.
Cole Okay, I'll fly ahead.
Marmalade Now I really wish I had wings...

Quest 12: Evil Plan Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Bob (Oh... This is not good...)
Curio (Don't worry, Bob. Conan will save us.)
Evil Pugomancer You there, be quiet!
Wait... Aren't you that annoying knight's sister?
Curio Uhm... No. Does it matter?
Evil Pugomancer Of course not! You will still be turned into my mindless servants.
Bob Why?
Evil Pugomancer To build me a new dark tower!
Bwahahaha!

Quest End Edit

Cole I found you, villain!
Evil Pugomancer What the-
You! I know you!
You're with that other one...
Cole Yes, I am, and we brought friends!
They will be here... any... moment...
Evil Pugomancer Oh, so you're all alone. Hah!
Minions, get the kittens out of here. I will deal with this one.

Quest 13: Pugomancer Fight Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Evil Pugomancer Zap!
Zap!
Get down here, you flying coward!
Cole No way.
Marmalade Cole!
Cole Marm! Just in time!
Conan I will never forgive you for this, Evil Pugomancer!
Francis Yeah, you ruined my day off!
Conan You had a day off..?
Evil Pugomancer Stupid, puny cats! I will not be defeated!

Quest End Edit

Conan The Evil Pugomancer is too strong..!
Cole, Marmalade, you have to save the kittens!
Francis and I will keep the pug busy.
Marmalade Okay, come on, Cole!

Quest 14: Rescue Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Cole There they are.
Marmalade A lot of guards...
But they're no match for us!

Quest End Edit

Cole There you go, little kittens.
Marmalade You are free!
Curio Ohmigosh! Is it really you?
Bob Autograph?
Cole Let's get you back to safety first.

Quest 15: Best Guild Edit

Quest Begin Edit

Francis Conan, that's them!
Conan All right, let's bail!
Evil Pugomancer What, how?!
I am not letting you get away!
If I can't have the kittens, I'll take you instead.
Cole Cole crash!
Evil Pugomancer What the-
Cole Go, go, go!

Quest End Edit

Marmalade There they are.
Curio Bro!
Conan Curio! I'm so glad you're safe!
Thank you so much for helping us.
You are true heroes.
Cole Are those kittens part of the guild?
Conan Yes... I know it may seem irresponsible but-
Marmalade Is there anything special about them?
Do they have special magical powers?
Francis I wish.
Cole But you're a knight and a mage, right?
Francis Yeah. We also have thieves, crazy scientists, bomb maniacs, cats in costumes...
Conan As long as you want to help the world, you're welcome to this guild.
Cole Hey, Marm.
Marmalade Yeah?
Cole I think we found our guild.
Marmalade Yeah!
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