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Quest 1: The S.T.A.R.[]
Quest Start[]
Curio
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Hey, Mewton, we heard some menacing laughs. Was that from you?
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Bob
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Woah, what's this thing you've got?
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Mewton
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This is my greatest invention yet!
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The 'Super Traction Action Ray'!
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The S.T.A.R. for short.
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Bob
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It doesn't really look like a star.
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Curio
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Yeah, I thought stars were bright.
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Like super bright.
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Mewton
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It's an abbreviation!
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Bob
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Okay, but what does it do?
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Mewton
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Why don't you try it.
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Press this button.
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Bob
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Oooo... button!
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Curio
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I wanna press it!
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Bob
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Nooo, Curio!
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Curio
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*gasp* The S.T.A.R. got legs!
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Mewton
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It wouldn't be truly magnificent unless it's mobile.
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Now, come! We must find a good spot for my demonstration!
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Quest End[]
Mewton
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Press the button again!
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Bob
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This one?
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Mewton
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Yes!
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Hahahahaha!
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Look how beautiful my S.T.A.R. is!
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Curio
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You still haven't shown us what it can do.
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Mewton
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It can perform things otherwise thought impossible!
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Bob
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Can it make cats fly?!
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Curio
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Can it create a million gold coins?!
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Bob
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No, even better!
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One... BILLION!
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Mewton
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Those are easy tasks!
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The S.T.A.R. has the power to catch... a star!
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Bob
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...
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Lame
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Curio
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Ultra lame.
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We're out.
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Metwon
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Huh. Kittens have no appreciation for science.
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They will all gasp when I finally catch a star...
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Just you wait. I am not crazy.
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I *can* do it!
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Quest 2: To catch a star[]
Quest Start[]
Mewton
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The cosine of the root... divided by...
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Ah, yes! I knew it!
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S.T.A.R. Activate!
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Once I catch a star, I will finally be... I will finally...
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Uhm...
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I will finally *have* a star!
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Ahahahaha!
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Quest End[]
Conan
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Uhm... Catniss... Why is the sky dark all of a sudden?
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Francis
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And why is there a big metal tower thingy shooting lightning up on that hill?
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Catniss
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You actually think I know the answer to that?
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Leonard
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It looks... ominous.
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Conan
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Leonard?
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Francis
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Oh no...
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Leonard
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Catniss.
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Catniss
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Huh?
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Leonard
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That looks like a pretty *ominous* machine, right?
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Catniss
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Oooh! Right!
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Sorry, guys, I gotta go do something. But I'll meet you up on that hill!
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Conan
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Wha- What? Hey!
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Francis
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Ugh, I know where this is going...
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Come on Conan, let's get this over with.
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Quest 3: Weird Storm[]
Quest Start[]
Conan
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Yikes!
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That lightning bolt almost hit me!
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Francis
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*sigh*
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Conan
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How are you so calm during this?
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Francis
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Cause it's all fake and lame!
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Conan
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Huh?
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Francis
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You'll see when we get to the top.
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Quest End[]
Mewton
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Ahahahaha!
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See my magnificent S.T.A.R. pierce the sky!
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Conan
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Mewton? What are you doing up here?!
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Mewton
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I'm going to catch a star!
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Conan
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What? Why?
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Francis
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Aren't stars basically giant fireballs?
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Have you really thought this through?
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Conan
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Wow, Francis. That's strangely considerate of you.
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Francis
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The thought of burning to a crisp just doesn't sound that nice.
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Mewton
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Stars are the most magnificent things of the universe!
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Next to planets... the universe... black holes...
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Conan
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Just turn the machine off, Mewton!
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The storm is destroying our guild!
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Mewton
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But I'm so close!
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Conan
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Then I'll do it..!
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Mewton
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No!
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*smack*
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I won't let you!
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I-
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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You will never doubt me again!
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Conan
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*gasp*
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Francis
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I knew it...
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Quest 3: Weird Storm[]
Quest Start[]
Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Anything the lightning touches disappears.
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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We have to destroy that machine, Atomic Flash!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Right!
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Justicecat
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This is the doing of my arch-nemesis, Metal Claw, no doubt!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Justicecat, you came!
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Justicecat
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Of course, I heed your call, Dragoncaller.
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Good to see you too, Atomic Flash.
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Likewise.
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Let's put an end to this storm.
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Together!
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Quest End[]
Francis
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Here they come...
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Conan
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Who?
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Francis
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The superdorks...
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Aaah!
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Conan
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Francis?!
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Justicecat
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Stop right there, evil-doer!
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Your evil schemes end right here!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Conan- I mean - Random citizen, step aside while we handle this.
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Conan
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Citizen? I'm a guild hero, I'll have you know!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Supervillains can only be defeated by superheroes.
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Get down to your guild and take cover.
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Conan
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But what about my friend?!
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Aah!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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I'm afraid your friend will never see the light of day again.
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Justicecat
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Who are you?!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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I am the genius the world refused to recognize...
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I am DOCTOR KATASTROPHE!
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Quest 5: Plan Foiled[]
Quest Start[]
Justicecat
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Dr. Katastrophhe[sic]! Give up right now, or prepare to face the power of justice!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Ah!
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This thunder is too much, we can't wait!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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You will never stop me!
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The S.T.A.R. will capture the biggest star in the galaxy - the Sun!
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And then, no one will be able to doubt me ever again!
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Muhahahaha!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Rain be pourin~
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Sky keeps fallin~
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Everyday, oh na na na~
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Smash that machine!
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Justicecat
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Well sung, Dragoncaller!
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Hiya!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Noo! My S.T.A.R.!
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Quest End[]
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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You will pay for your insolence!
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Next time we meet, I will have made an eveer more impressive machine!
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You *will* bow before Dr. Katastrophe!
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Justicecat
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Hm... I'm not seeing Metal Claw anywhere.
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She must be lurking in the shadows somewhere, the fiend..!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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I wonder how he built this vile machine.
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And why.
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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More importantly... how are we going to get Francis back?
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And how do we stop Dr. Katastrophe?
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Justicecat
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You are right, Atomic Flash.
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We cannot stop until we have found him and foiled whatever evil plan Metal Claw is scheming!
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Quest 6: Two Evil Paws[]
Quest Start[]
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Success!
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This is my greatest invention yet!
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Metal Claw
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What does it do?
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Huh? Who are you supposed to be?
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How did you find my secret laboratory?
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Metal Claw
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This is *my* secret lair...
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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...
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It is mine now!
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Metal Claw
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You can't just barge in and steal another villain's secret lair!
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You know what we should do instead?
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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What?
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Metal Claw
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We should join forces.
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I do believe I know who your enemies are...
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Quest End[]
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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How about this?
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The Extra-Large-inator!
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Metal Claw
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No.
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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This one then? The Rubberinator!
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Metal Claw
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No...
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Freeze ray? Laugh spiders? Thunder gauntlet? Indestructible rope?
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This mirror that always show[sic] your bad sides?!
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Metal Claw
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...
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No! When did you even get the time to make these?
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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I work fast and efficiently!
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No time to dwell.
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I must show the whole world who I am.
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They will regret the day they turned their back on Dr. Katastrophe!
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Metal Claw
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Okay, okay! Look, I don't care about your tragic backstory.
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My one and only goal is to join the League of Villainous Evil Cats.
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And to do that, we need something bigger and badder than what you have here...
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Tell me what you want and I will make it.
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Metal Claw
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We need... a Death Ray.
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Quest 7: Trail of Evil[]
Quest Start[]
Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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How are we going to find Dr. Katastrophe?
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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I think we just have to follow the sound of crackling thunder and maniacal laughter.
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Perhaps... somewhere over the rainbow~
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Justicecat
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Metal Claw has been rather elusive lately... I have yet to find her latest evil lair.
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But I am sure we will find both her and Dr. Katastrophe.
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Are you sure Metal Claw has anything to do with this?
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Felt pretty random that Mewton would get hit by a lightning bolt...
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Justicecat
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I know not of this "Mewton".
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But I do know that Metal Claw brings out the worst in all cats.
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No doubt, she and Dr. Katastrophe are scheming this very moment.
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As warriors of justice, we have to stop them!
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Quest End[]
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Success!
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My greatest invention yet!
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Behold... the Death-Rayinator!
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Metal Claw
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Can't it just be named the "Death Ray"?
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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No!
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Metal Claw
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Okay, whatever. Let's use it.
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Yes, yes, yes!
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They will see... they will never doubt me again...
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Quest 8: Death-Rayinator[]
Quest Start[]
Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Justicecat, Dragoncaller, look!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Hello, darkness, my old friend~
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Justicecat
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Such great shadows can only be cast by true evil...
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Looks like a giant machine...
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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A spaceship!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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How is Dr. Katastrophe able to build that so quickly?!
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Justicecat
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Because, dear Atomic Flash, evil... evil never sleeps.
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Quest End[]
Metal Claw
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Wow! You really are an evil genius!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Now we must find the perfect spot to fire the Death-Rayinator!
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Metal Claw
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Does it matter where we fire it?
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It's supposed to go through the earth, right?
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Yes, it will pierce the planet's shell and blow up its core!
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Metal Claw
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Hahaha, such chaos, such evil!
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The league *must* accept me after this!
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Quest 9: Hero Landing[]
Quest Start[]
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Justicecat, you have to take us up there.
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Can you carry us both?
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Justicecat
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Have you seen these paws, Atomic Flash?
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I am Justicecat, I can carry any burden!
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Hold on to me, friends.
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Now, we fly!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Look at me, Atomic Flash.
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I'm flying without wiiings~
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Quest End[]
Metal Claw
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Dr. Katastrophe, look!
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It's Justicecat..!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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And friends...
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Hm... This place will do.
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Death-Rayinator, ACTIVATE!
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Metal Claw
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...
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It listens to your voice?
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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No. Stay here while I press the button.
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Metal Claw
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What, wait!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Ouch! Did he have to drop us?
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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My paws hurt...
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Justicecat
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Metal Claw...
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Metal Claw
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Justicecat...
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Wait, did you drop Dragoncaller and me from the air just so you could to[sic] a hero landing pose?
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Justicecat
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Atomic Flash, focus!
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Metal Claw
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No need. You have already lost.
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The Death-Rayinator will fire within seconds!
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And then... the whole planet will collapse!
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Justicecat
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Grr, vile creature! Face the power of justice!
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Quest 10: Death-Rayinator ON![]
Quest Start[]
Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Huh? Did you feel that?
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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The ground is trembling... I can feel it even though we're up in the sky!
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Metal Claw
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Haha! You will never stop us now!
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Justicecat
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Get back here!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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I have pushed the button.
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The Death-Rayinator will now shoot a laser straight down into the planet's core.
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It will keep going until it all explodes!
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Muhahaha!
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And you said I could not do it!
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Well, I did it!
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Muhahaha!
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Quest End[]
Justicecat
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The destruction of the planet?!
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You villains all think the same...
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Why would you ever want to do this?!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Why?
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Why, you ask?!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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I don't think we really care why...
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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(Atomic Flash, this is were[sic] the new villain reveals his backstory.)
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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(What backstory?)
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(Mewton is a hero in our - I mean, in *a* guild.)
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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(The way to defeat them is always buried somewhere within their backstory.)
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Justicecat
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Do tell, Dr. Katastrophe.
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Then I shall serve you a knuckle sandwich of JUSTICE!
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Quest 11: Catastrophic Backstory[]
Quest Start[]
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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My dream has always been to do the impossible... to catch a star from the sky.
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No one ever believed I could... They called me crazy... Well, I will show them just how crazy I am!
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Metal Claw
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That's right, we are crazy evil!
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And you will never overcome out combined strength!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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(Dragoncaller, did we learn anything from that backstory?)
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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(No, not really...)
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Let us see how you handle this...
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Chain-Arrow-Fire-inator!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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That's a lot of arrows!
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Justicecat
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Take cover behind my body of steel, friends!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Fire!
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Muhahaha!
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Quest End[]
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Let me borrow your power, Justicecat.
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Justicecat
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Huh?
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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*ahem*
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We are, we are, forever bulletproof~
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Metal Claw
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What?!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Huh, the arrows bounce right off me.
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Justicecat
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What is that beeping noise?
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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It is the Death-Rayinator saying it has reached the planet's core!
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Metal Claw
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Are you sure? It kinda sounds like something went wrong...
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Huh?
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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My whiskers are tingling, Justicecat.
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Justicecat
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I know. The whole spaceship is about to self-destruct.
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Let us get off before that happens!
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Metal Claw
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Self-destruct?!
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Quest 12: Self-destruction[]
Quest Start[]
Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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What an explosion... I hope no one got hit by the burning debris...
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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That's not for us superheroes to worry about.
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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So, which one of you destroyed the Death-Rayinator?
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Justicecat
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I was just about to ask you the same question, Atomic Flash.
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Seems Dr. Katastrophe is only good at one thing...
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And that's creating faulty inventions.
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Justicecat
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Hahahahaha!
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Quest End[]
Metal Claw
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*cough* *cough*
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What... happened..?
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Someone sabotaged my Death-Rayinator, isn't it obvious?
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Metal Claw
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Who? No one touched that thing but you!
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You know what?! I'll find a way to join the League of Villainous Evil Cats without you!
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What kind of plan is blowing up the planet anyway?!
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A stupid plan, that's what!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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...
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Stupid..?
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Me? Stupid?!
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I will show you stupid...
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I will show you all...
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Quest 13: The S.T.A.R. v2![]
Quest Start[]
Conan
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Superheroes, you're back!
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Justicecat
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Indeed we are, citizen.
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Worry not, we have taken care of Dr. Katastrophe *and* Metal Claw both.
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Conan
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What about Francis? He was struck by lightning and disappeared!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Oh, shoot! I completely forgot!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Maybe we should have captured Dr. Katastrophe while he was out...
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Justicecat
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We are terribly sorry for this mistake, citizen.
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But I assure you, we will find a way to return your friend to you.
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Come, friends, let us find Dr. Katastrophe once more!
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Quest End[]
Justicecat
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Seems our favorite mad scientist found his way to us instead.
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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And he brought another machine.
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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It looks just like the last one.
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Another lightning machine.
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Justicecat
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Hmpf. The only stars Dr. Katastrophe will be seeing are the ones caused by my devastating uppercut.
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Welcome back, heroes.
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How do you like my new invention? My greatest yet!
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The S.T.A.R. version TWO!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Will this also blow up when you activate it?
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Making jokes, are we? I do hope you like laughing!
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S.T.A.R. - Activate Stupidify wave!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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The what?
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Ah...
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Woah...
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Haha... Hahahahaha!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Hahahaha!
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Justicecat
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Atomic Flash?! Dragoncaller?!
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They are laughing hysterically..!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Yes. This is the power of the S.T.A.R. v2!
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Justicecat
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It makes cats laugh without end?
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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No, it makes them stupid!
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Justicecat
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Grr. No more, Dr. Katastrophe!
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Face the wrath of JUSTICE!
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Quest 14: The Stupidinator[]
Quest Start[]
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Muhahaha!
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Who is the stupid one now?!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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If you're funny and you know it, clap your paws~
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*clap, clap*
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Justicecat
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Dragoncaller, snap out of it!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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If you're funny and you know it, clap your paws~
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*clap, clap*
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Hahahahaha!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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You're all going to laugh at nothing.
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You will be the crazy, stupid ones!
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Justicecat
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Grr!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Your turn, Justicecat.
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Hah!
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Justicecat
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Hnnnng..!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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What?!
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You resisted the Stupiditinator?
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Justicecat
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I have justice on my side, Dr. Katastrophe.
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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I guess we have to turn the dial to 200%!
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Justicecat
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What?!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Stupidify!
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Quest End[]
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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You still won't give in?!
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Justicecat
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No..!
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Must... not... laugh...
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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I need more power...
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Even more power..!
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S.T.A.R. v2, activate your main function!
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Catch the sun for me!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
|
Hihihi, look at that big laser beam!
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Justicecat
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Atomic Flash, I need your help!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Muhahaha!
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The storm is brewing, Justicecat... How will you stop it?
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Quest 15: One-thousand Percent[]
Quest Start[]
Justicecat
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Grrraaah!
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*bonk*
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What?! My punches have no effect?
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How in Catania do you build these vile devices?!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Contrary to your beliefs, I grow more intelligent by the hour!
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Now that the S.T.A.R. v2 has connected with the sun, I shall turn the dial to 1000%!
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Justicecat, you will now become... STUPIDCAT!
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Justicecat
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Noooooooo!
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Quest End[]
Conan
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The superheroes have all fallen!
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They are all laughing like crazy cats!
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What are we supposed to do?!
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Curio
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You know what you have to do, brother.
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Conan
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What are you-
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*gasp* Where did you find that?
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Bob
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You have to do it Conan.
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Curio
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Wear the mask. Use the power of darkness!
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Bob
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Muhahaha!
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Conan
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No, I can't!
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Curio
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I believe in you, brother.
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No one else can save us.
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Conan
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Hnnnng... All right.
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But you have to go somewhere safe.
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There's no telling what I will do...
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Quest 16: Dark Knight[]
Quest Start[]
Justicecat
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Hohohoho!
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No problems here!
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This rain is just too much fun!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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And the thunder keeps teleporting stuff away!
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Whatever shall we do?
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Justicecat
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...
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Nothing!
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Hohohoho!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
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Hahahaha!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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Muhahahaha!
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Now *you* are the stupid ones!
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And I can finally focus on catching a star!
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!
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Who are you supposed to be?
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Masked Blade (Conan)
|
I am your worst nightmare.
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Quest End[]
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
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No, no, no! Stop destroying my devices!
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Masked Blade (Conan)
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Then fight me, coward!
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Cat against cat!
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
|
What is this power?
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Masked Blade (Conan)
|
This is the power of darkness.
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You should try it sometime.
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
|
Darkness..? Huh...
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You still cannot resist the Stupiditinator at 1000%!
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Masked Blade (Conan)
|
Hey, if I destroy that thing, will these idiots around us stop laughing?
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
|
Yes, but you will never-
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Masked Blade (Conan)
|
Hiya! A blade of true darkness can cut through anything.
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
|
The stupiditinator!
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Masked Blade (Conan)
|
Prepare to meet your end, Dr. Katastrophe.
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Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton)
|
Noooo!
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Quest 17: The Dust Settles[]
Quest Start[]
Atomic Flash (Catniss)
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Ugh, my stomach hurts from all the laughing.
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
|
That was a terrible situation indeed.
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Justicecat
|
Where is Dr. Katastrophe?
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
|
Up there with... *gasp* The Masked Blade!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
|
Him again?
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Justicecat
|
They must be working together!
|
|
Evil always attracts evil!
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Atomic Flash
(Catniss)
|
It kinda looks like Masked Blade is holding Dr. Katastrophe up towards the sky...
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
|
What is he trying to do?
|
Justicecat
|
Nature itself punished their evil, and struck them with a lightning bolt!
|
|
Let us hurry while they are both knocked out!
|
Quest End[]
Conan
|
Woah, that was intense...
|
|
But I'm myself again!
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Mewton
|
So that's what riding the lightning feels like...
|
Conan
|
You feeling okay too?
|
|
No tingle to do some... evil stuff?
|
Mewton
|
No... I'm not sure what flew into me.
|
|
But I feel kind of... relaxed.
|
Justicecat
|
Stop right there, Dr. Katastrophe!
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JUSTICE PUNCH!
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Mewton
|
Oof!
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Conan
|
Mewton!
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Atomic Flash (Catniss)
|
Uhm, Justicecat, I don't think that was Dr. Katastrophe.
|
Justicecat
|
Are you saying I punched an innocent citizen?
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
|
Happens to all of us.
|
Justicecat
|
What's that sign over there? I think someone is calling for me.
|
|
Metal Claw is trying to take over the world again, no doubt!
|
|
So long, friends!
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Conan
|
Superheroes, look!
|
|
There's a cat in that bush over there!
|
Quest 18: Crazy Talk[]
Quest Start[]
Atomic Flash (Catniss)
|
It's Francis!
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Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
|
I guess the storm brought him back?
|
Conan
|
Francis, wake up!
|
Francis
|
OH. MY. GOSH.
|
|
You guys are never gonna believe what I just went through.
|
|
Wait... Are you still doing this hero thing?
|
Atomic Flash (Catniss)
|
Well, it seems you are fine now, citizen.
|
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
|
So we should find some other innocent cats in need.
|
Conan
|
Thank you so much for your help!
|
Francis
|
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you guys didn't actually do anything...
|
Atomic Flash (Catniss)
|
If you are ever in need, just call for the Atomic-
|
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard)
|
Flash~!
|
|
Aaaaah~
|
|
... And Dragoncaller!
|
Mewton
|
Thank you for helping me up, superheroes...
|
Francis
|
Finally, someone with a brain!
|
Conan
|
Mewton... what's that sparkling thing in your metal paw?
|
Mewton
|
Huh? Oh... It's... a star! Or a piece of it!
|
|
I have to get this to my lab!
|
Francis
|
Kinda feels like things here got resolved by some invisible godlike power...
|
Conan
|
You're talking as if this is some made-up story written by a lazy author.
|
|
.
|
|
..
|
|
...
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Quest End[]
Conan
|
Catniss! Where have you been all day?
|
|
Things have been crazy!
|
Catniss
|
Sorry, I got distracted.
|
Francis
|
No one cares about what happened to your superheroes and supervillains.
|
|
LISTEN!
|
|
I was teleported to another kingdom!
|
Conan
|
Another kingdom?
|
Francis
|
Yes, and guess what, the cats there were mean!
|
|
The cat king was evil!
|
|
And the dogs had formed all these rebel clans and were trying to oevrthrow him...
|
Catniss
|
Seems like a wild dream, Francis.
|
Francis
|
It wasn't a dream!
|
|
There's a whole new world on the other side of the great ocean!
|
Conan
|
Francis, Catania is the only world there is.
|
|
You got struck by lightning, I'm sure it was just your imagination going wild.
|
Catniss
|
Yeah, Francis. Don't believe in things that obviously can't be real.
|
Francis
|
What..? And you think superheroes are real?
|
|
Hello?
|
|
Hellooooo?!
|
|
Am I still dreaming?!
|
|
...
|
|
I need my kitty blankie...
|