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Quest 1: The S.T.A.R.[]

Quest Start[]

Curio Hey, Mewton, we heard some menacing laughs. Was that from you?
Bob Woah, what's this thing you've got?
Mewton This is my greatest invention yet!
The 'Super Traction Action Ray'!
The S.T.A.R. for short.
Bob It doesn't really look like a star.
Curio Yeah, I thought stars were bright.
Like super bright.
Mewton It's an abbreviation!
Bob Okay, but what does it do?
Mewton Why don't you try it.
Press this button.
Bob Oooo... button!
Curio I wanna press it!
Bob Nooo, Curio!
Curio *gasp* The S.T.A.R. got legs!
Mewton It wouldn't be truly magnificent unless it's mobile.
Now, come! We must find a good spot for my demonstration!

Quest End[]

Mewton Press the button again!
Bob This one?
Mewton Yes!
Hahahahaha!
Look how beautiful my S.T.A.R. is!
Curio You still haven't shown us what it can do.
Mewton It can perform things otherwise thought impossible!
Bob Can it make cats fly?!
Curio Can it create a million gold coins?!
Bob No, even better!
One... BILLION!
Mewton Those are easy tasks!
The S.T.A.R. has the power to catch... a star!
Bob ...
Lame
Curio Ultra lame.
We're out.
Metwon Huh. Kittens have no appreciation for science.
They will all gasp when I finally catch a star...
Just you wait. I am not crazy.
I *can* do it!


Quest 2: To catch a star[]

Quest Start[]

Mewton The cosine of the root... divided by...
Ah, yes! I knew it!
S.T.A.R. Activate!
Once I catch a star, I will finally be... I will finally...
Uhm...
I will finally *have* a star!
Ahahahaha!

Quest End[]

Conan Uhm... Catniss... Why is the sky dark all of a sudden?
Francis And why is there a big metal tower thingy shooting lightning up on that hill?
Catniss You actually think I know the answer to that?
Leonard It looks... ominous.
Conan Leonard?
Francis Oh no...
Leonard Catniss.
Catniss Huh?
Leonard That looks like a pretty *ominous* machine, right?
Catniss Oooh! Right!
Sorry, guys, I gotta go do something. But I'll meet you up on that hill!
Conan Wha- What? Hey!
Francis Ugh, I know where this is going...
Come on Conan, let's get this over with.


Quest 3: Weird Storm[]

Quest Start[]

Conan Yikes!
That lightning bolt almost hit me!
Francis *sigh*
Conan How are you so calm during this?
Francis Cause it's all fake and lame!
Conan Huh?
Francis You'll see when we get to the top.

Quest End[]

Mewton Ahahahaha!
See my magnificent S.T.A.R. pierce the sky!
Conan Mewton? What are you doing up here?!
Mewton I'm going to catch a star!
Conan What? Why?
Francis Aren't stars basically giant fireballs?
Have you really thought this through?
Conan Wow, Francis. That's strangely considerate of you.
Francis The thought of burning to a crisp just doesn't sound that nice.
Mewton Stars are the most magnificent things of the universe!
Next to planets... the universe... black holes...
Conan Just turn the machine off, Mewton!
The storm is destroying our guild!
Mewton But I'm so close!
Conan Then I'll do it..!
Mewton No!
*smack*
I won't let you!
I-
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) You will never doubt me again!
Conan *gasp*
Francis I knew it...

Quest 3: Weird Storm[]

Quest Start[]

Atomic Flash (Catniss) Anything the lightning touches disappears.
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) We have to destroy that machine, Atomic Flash!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Right!
Justicecat This is the doing of my arch-nemesis, Metal Claw, no doubt!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Justicecat, you came!
Justicecat Of course, I heed your call, Dragoncaller.
Good to see you too, Atomic Flash.
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Likewise.
Let's put an end to this storm.
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Together!

Quest End[]

Francis Here they come...
Conan Who?
Francis The superdorks...
Aaah!
Conan Francis?!
Justicecat Stop right there, evil-doer!
Your evil schemes end right here!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Conan- I mean - Random citizen, step aside while we handle this.
Conan Citizen? I'm a guild hero, I'll have you know!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Supervillains can only be defeated by superheroes.
Get down to your guild and take cover.
Conan But what about my friend?!
Aah!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) I'm afraid your friend will never see the light of day again.
Justicecat Who are you?!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) I am the genius the world refused to recognize...
I am DOCTOR KATASTROPHE!

Quest 5: Plan Foiled[]

Quest Start[]

Justicecat Dr. Katastrophhe[sic]! Give up right now, or prepare to face the power of justice!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Ah!
This thunder is too much, we can't wait!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) You will never stop me!
The S.T.A.R. will capture the biggest star in the galaxy - the Sun!
And then, no one will be able to doubt me ever again!
Muhahahaha!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Rain be pourin~
Sky keeps fallin~
Everyday, oh na na na~
Smash that machine!
Justicecat Well sung, Dragoncaller!
Hiya!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Noo! My S.T.A.R.!

Quest End[]

Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) You will pay for your insolence!
Next time we meet, I will have made an eveer more impressive machine!
You *will* bow before Dr. Katastrophe!
Justicecat Hm... I'm not seeing Metal Claw anywhere.
She must be lurking in the shadows somewhere, the fiend..!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) I wonder how he built this vile machine.
And why.
Atomic Flash (Catniss) More importantly... how are we going to get Francis back?
And how do we stop Dr. Katastrophe?
Justicecat You are right, Atomic Flash.
We cannot stop until we have found him and foiled whatever evil plan Metal Claw is scheming!


Quest 6: Two Evil Paws[]

Quest Start[]

Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Success!
This is my greatest invention yet!
Metal Claw What does it do?
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Huh? Who are you supposed to be?
How did you find my secret laboratory?
Metal Claw This is *my* secret lair...
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) ...
It is mine now!
Metal Claw You can't just barge in and steal another villain's secret lair!
You know what we should do instead?
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) What?
Metal Claw We should join forces.
I do believe I know who your enemies are...

Quest End[]

Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) How about this?
The Extra-Large-inator!
Metal Claw No.
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) This one then? The Rubberinator!
Metal Claw No...
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Freeze ray? Laugh spiders? Thunder gauntlet? Indestructible rope?
This mirror that always show[sic] your bad sides?!
Metal Claw ...
No! When did you even get the time to make these?
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) I work fast and efficiently!
No time to dwell.
I must show the whole world who I am.
They will regret the day they turned their back on Dr. Katastrophe!
Metal Claw Okay, okay! Look, I don't care about your tragic backstory.
My one and only goal is to join the League of Villainous Evil Cats.
And to do that, we need something bigger and badder than what you have here...
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Tell me what you want and I will make it.
Metal Claw We need... a Death Ray.

Quest 7: Trail of Evil[]

Quest Start[]

Atomic Flash (Catniss) How are we going to find Dr. Katastrophe?
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) I think we just have to follow the sound of crackling thunder and maniacal laughter.
Perhaps... somewhere over the rainbow~
Justicecat Metal Claw has been rather elusive lately... I have yet to find her latest evil lair.
But I am sure we will find both her and Dr. Katastrophe.
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Are you sure Metal Claw has anything to do with this?
Felt pretty random that Mewton would get hit by a lightning bolt...
Justicecat I know not of this "Mewton".
But I do know that Metal Claw brings out the worst in all cats.
No doubt, she and Dr. Katastrophe are scheming this very moment.
As warriors of justice, we have to stop them!

Quest End[]

Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Success!
My greatest invention yet!
Behold... the Death-Rayinator!
Metal Claw Can't it just be named the "Death Ray"?
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) No!
Metal Claw Okay, whatever. Let's use it.
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Yes, yes, yes!
They will see... they will never doubt me again...


Quest 8: Death-Rayinator[]

Quest Start[]

Atomic Flash (Catniss) Justicecat, Dragoncaller, look!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Hello, darkness, my old friend~
Justicecat Such great shadows can only be cast by true evil...
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Looks like a giant machine...
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) A spaceship!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) How is Dr. Katastrophe able to build that so quickly?!
Justicecat Because, dear Atomic Flash, evil... evil never sleeps.

Quest End[]

Metal Claw Wow! You really are an evil genius!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Now we must find the perfect spot to fire the Death-Rayinator!
Metal Claw Does it matter where we fire it?
It's supposed to go through the earth, right?
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Yes, it will pierce the planet's shell and blow up its core!
Metal Claw Hahaha, such chaos, such evil!
The league *must* accept me after this!

Quest 9: Hero Landing[]

Quest Start[]

Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Justicecat, you have to take us up there.
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Can you carry us both?
Justicecat Have you seen these paws, Atomic Flash?
I am Justicecat, I can carry any burden!
Hold on to me, friends.
Now, we fly!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Look at me, Atomic Flash.
I'm flying without wiiings~

Quest End[]

Metal Claw Dr. Katastrophe, look!
It's Justicecat..!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) And friends...
Hm... This place will do.
Death-Rayinator, ACTIVATE!
Metal Claw ...
It listens to your voice?
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) No. Stay here while I press the button.
Metal Claw What, wait!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Ouch! Did he have to drop us?
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) My paws hurt...
Justicecat Metal Claw...
Metal Claw Justicecat...
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Wait, did you drop Dragoncaller and me from the air just so you could to[sic] a hero landing pose?
Justicecat Atomic Flash, focus!
Metal Claw No need. You have already lost.
The Death-Rayinator will fire within seconds!
And then... the whole planet will collapse!
Justicecat Grr, vile creature! Face the power of justice!

Quest 10: Death-Rayinator ON![]

Quest Start[]

Atomic Flash (Catniss) Huh? Did you feel that?
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) The ground is trembling... I can feel it even though we're up in the sky!
Metal Claw Haha! You will never stop us now!
Justicecat Get back here!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) I have pushed the button.
The Death-Rayinator will now shoot a laser straight down into the planet's core.
It will keep going until it all explodes!
Muhahaha!
And you said I could not do it!
Well, I did it!
Muhahaha!

Quest End[]

Justicecat The destruction of the planet?!
You villains all think the same...
Why would you ever want to do this?!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Why?
Why, you ask?!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) I don't think we really care why...
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) (Atomic Flash, this is were[sic] the new villain reveals his backstory.)
Atomic Flash (Catniss) (What backstory?)
(Mewton is a hero in our - I mean, in *a* guild.)
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) (The way to defeat them is always buried somewhere within their backstory.)
Justicecat Do tell, Dr. Katastrophe.
Then I shall serve you a knuckle sandwich of JUSTICE!

Quest 11: Catastrophic Backstory[]

Quest Start[]

Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) My dream has always been to do the impossible... to catch a star from the sky.
No one ever believed I could... They called me crazy... Well, I will show them just how crazy I am!
Metal Claw That's right, we are crazy evil!
And you will never overcome out combined strength!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) (Dragoncaller, did we learn anything from that backstory?)
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) (No, not really...)
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Let us see how you handle this...
Chain-Arrow-Fire-inator!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) That's a lot of arrows!
Justicecat Take cover behind my body of steel, friends!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Fire!
Muhahaha!

Quest End[]

Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Let me borrow your power, Justicecat.
Justicecat Huh?
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) *ahem*
We are, we are, forever bulletproof~
Metal Claw What?!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Huh, the arrows bounce right off me.
Justicecat What is that beeping noise?
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) It is the Death-Rayinator saying it has reached the planet's core!
Metal Claw Are you sure? It kinda sounds like something went wrong...
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Huh?
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) My whiskers are tingling, Justicecat.
Justicecat I know. The whole spaceship is about to self-destruct.
Let us get off before that happens!
Metal Claw Self-destruct?!

Quest 12: Self-destruction[]

Quest Start[]

Atomic Flash (Catniss) What an explosion... I hope no one got hit by the burning debris...
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) That's not for us superheroes to worry about.
Atomic Flash (Catniss) So, which one of you destroyed the Death-Rayinator?
Justicecat I was just about to ask you the same question, Atomic Flash.
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Seems Dr. Katastrophe is only good at one thing...
And that's creating faulty inventions.
Justicecat Hahahahaha!

Quest End[]

Metal Claw *cough* *cough*
What... happened..?
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Someone sabotaged my Death-Rayinator, isn't it obvious?
Metal Claw Who? No one touched that thing but you!
You know what?! I'll find a way to join the League of Villainous Evil Cats without you!
What kind of plan is blowing up the planet anyway?!
A stupid plan, that's what!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) ...
Stupid..?
Me? Stupid?!
I will show you stupid...
I will show you all...

Quest 13: The S.T.A.R. v2![]

Quest Start[]

Conan Superheroes, you're back!
Justicecat Indeed we are, citizen.
Worry not, we have taken care of Dr. Katastrophe *and* Metal Claw both.
Conan What about Francis? He was struck by lightning and disappeared!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Oh, shoot! I completely forgot!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Maybe we should have captured Dr. Katastrophe while he was out...
Justicecat We are terribly sorry for this mistake, citizen.
But I assure you, we will find a way to return your friend to you.
Come, friends, let us find Dr. Katastrophe once more!

Quest End[]

Justicecat Seems our favorite mad scientist found his way to us instead.
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) And he brought another machine.
Atomic Flash (Catniss) It looks just like the last one.
Another lightning machine.
Justicecat Hmpf. The only stars Dr. Katastrophe will be seeing are the ones caused by my devastating uppercut.
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Welcome back, heroes.
How do you like my new invention? My greatest yet!
The S.T.A.R. version TWO!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Will this also blow up when you activate it?
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Making jokes, are we? I do hope you like laughing!
S.T.A.R. - Activate Stupidify wave!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) The what?
Ah...
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Woah...
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Haha... Hahahahaha!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Hahahaha!
Justicecat Atomic Flash?! Dragoncaller?!
They are laughing hysterically..!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Yes. This is the power of the S.T.A.R. v2!
Justicecat It makes cats laugh without end?
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) No, it makes them stupid!
Justicecat Grr. No more, Dr. Katastrophe!
Face the wrath of JUSTICE!

Quest 14: The Stupidinator[]

Quest Start[]

Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Muhahaha!
Who is the stupid one now?!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) If you're funny and you know it, clap your paws~
*clap, clap*
Justicecat Dragoncaller, snap out of it!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) If you're funny and you know it, clap your paws~
*clap, clap*
Hahahahaha!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) You're all going to laugh at nothing.
You will be the crazy, stupid ones!
Justicecat Grr!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Your turn, Justicecat.
Hah!
Justicecat Hnnnng..!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) What?!
You resisted the Stupiditinator?
Justicecat I have justice on my side, Dr. Katastrophe.
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) I guess we have to turn the dial to 200%!
Justicecat What?!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Stupidify!

Quest End[]

Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) You still won't give in?! Justicecat
No..!
Must... not... laugh...
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) I need more power...
Even more power..!
S.T.A.R. v2, activate your main function!
Catch the sun for me!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Hihihi, look at that big laser beam!
Justicecat Atomic Flash, I need your help!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Muhahaha!
The storm is brewing, Justicecat... How will you stop it?

Quest 15: One-thousand Percent[]

Quest Start[]

Justicecat Grrraaah!
*bonk*
What?! My punches have no effect?
How in Catania do you build these vile devices?!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Contrary to your beliefs, I grow more intelligent by the hour!
Now that the S.T.A.R. v2 has connected with the sun, I shall turn the dial to 1000%!
Justicecat, you will now become... STUPIDCAT!
Justicecat Noooooooo!

Quest End[]

Conan The superheroes have all fallen!
They are all laughing like crazy cats!
What are we supposed to do?!
Curio You know what you have to do, brother.
Conan What are you-
*gasp* Where did you find that?
Bob You have to do it Conan.
Curio Wear the mask. Use the power of darkness!
Bob Muhahaha!
Conan No, I can't!
Curio I believe in you, brother.
No one else can save us.
Conan Hnnnng... All right.
But you have to go somewhere safe.
There's no telling what I will do...

Quest 16: Dark Knight[]

Quest Start[]

Justicecat Hohohoho!
No problems here!
This rain is just too much fun!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) And the thunder keeps teleporting stuff away!
Whatever shall we do?
Justicecat ...
Nothing!
Hohohoho!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Hahahaha!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Muhahahaha!
Now *you* are the stupid ones!
And I can finally focus on catching a star!
!
Who are you supposed to be?
Masked Blade (Conan) I am your worst nightmare.

Quest End[]

Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) No, no, no! Stop destroying my devices!
Masked Blade (Conan) Then fight me, coward!
Cat against cat!
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) What is this power?
Masked Blade (Conan) This is the power of darkness.
You should try it sometime.
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Darkness..? Huh...
You still cannot resist the Stupiditinator at 1000%!
Masked Blade (Conan) Hey, if I destroy that thing, will these idiots around us stop laughing?
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Yes, but you will never-
Masked Blade (Conan) Hiya! A blade of true darkness can cut through anything.
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) The stupiditinator!
Masked Blade (Conan) Prepare to meet your end, Dr. Katastrophe.
Dr. Katastrophe (Mewton) Noooo!

Quest 17: The Dust Settles[]

Quest Start[]

Atomic Flash (Catniss) Ugh, my stomach hurts from all the laughing.
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) That was a terrible situation indeed.
Justicecat Where is Dr. Katastrophe?
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Up there with... *gasp* The Masked Blade!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Him again?
Justicecat They must be working together!
Evil always attracts evil!
Atomic Flash

(Catniss)

It kinda looks like Masked Blade is holding Dr. Katastrophe up towards the sky...
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) What is he trying to do?
Justicecat Nature itself punished their evil, and struck them with a lightning bolt!
Let us hurry while they are both knocked out!

Quest End[]

Conan Woah, that was intense...
But I'm myself again!
Mewton So that's what riding the lightning feels like...
Conan You feeling okay too?
No tingle to do some... evil stuff?
Mewton No... I'm not sure what flew into me.
But I feel kind of... relaxed.
Justicecat Stop right there, Dr. Katastrophe!
JUSTICE PUNCH!
Mewton Oof!
Conan Mewton!
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Uhm, Justicecat, I don't think that was Dr. Katastrophe.
Justicecat Are you saying I punched an innocent citizen?
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Happens to all of us.
Justicecat What's that sign over there? I think someone is calling for me.
Metal Claw is trying to take over the world again, no doubt!
So long, friends!
Conan Superheroes, look!
There's a cat in that bush over there!

Quest 18: Crazy Talk[]

Quest Start[]

Atomic Flash (Catniss) It's Francis!
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) I guess the storm brought him back?
Conan Francis, wake up!
Francis OH. MY. GOSH.
You guys are never gonna believe what I just went through.
Wait... Are you still doing this hero thing?
Atomic Flash (Catniss) Well, it seems you are fine now, citizen.
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) So we should find some other innocent cats in need.
Conan Thank you so much for your help!
Francis I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you guys didn't actually do anything...
Atomic Flash (Catniss) If you are ever in need, just call for the Atomic-
Dragoncaller (Not Leonard) Flash~!
Aaaaah~
... And Dragoncaller!
Mewton Thank you for helping me up, superheroes...
Francis Finally, someone with a brain!
Conan Mewton... what's that sparkling thing in your metal paw?
Mewton Huh? Oh... It's... a star! Or a piece of it!
I have to get this to my lab!
Francis Kinda feels like things here got resolved by some invisible godlike power...
Conan You're talking as if this is some made-up story written by a lazy author.
.
..
...

Quest End[]

Conan Catniss! Where have you been all day?
Things have been crazy!
Catniss Sorry, I got distracted.
Francis No one cares about what happened to your superheroes and supervillains.
LISTEN!
I was teleported to another kingdom!
Conan Another kingdom?
Francis Yes, and guess what, the cats there were mean!
The cat king was evil!
And the dogs had formed all these rebel clans and were trying to oevrthrow him...
Catniss Seems like a wild dream, Francis.
Francis It wasn't a dream!
There's a whole new world on the other side of the great ocean!
Conan Francis, Catania is the only world there is.
You got struck by lightning, I'm sure it was just your imagination going wild.
Catniss Yeah, Francis. Don't believe in things that obviously can't be real.
Francis What..? And you think superheroes are real?
Hello?
Hellooooo?!
Am I still dreaming?!
...
I need my kitty blankie...